Sunday 28 February 99

RME AIR FORCE HEADS TO WAR

WASHINGTON, DC- What started as a freindly game, has now turned into hellish combat. AOD, after getting destroyed by RME last night, began complaining about everything. In turn, AOD declared war on RME. RME has responded, and returned the favor by abliging the war, and will play AOD's game. Chief of Staff of the RME Air Force, GEN. RME-GEN-Vega said this, "I kicked their ass before, I'll do it again." RME divisions have been mobilized for an offensive on AOD, before they can get the upperhand. RME-AFGEN-DarkLord will head up the war with AOD, and first will talk diplomatically with AOD before RME commits any forces. In most likleyhood, if AOD does continue their plans, RME will quickly do away with them with a full assault on all fronts. The Air Force Reservists, the 160th Tactical Fighter Squadron, may even be called into service along with the two active Air Force squadrons. We will definetly keep you posted on situations as they become available.

RME Infantry Attempts Yet Another Comeback

WASHINGTON, DC- For the umpteenth time, the RME Infantry Division will attempt yet another comeback. This announcement came courtesy of GEN. RME-Seibert, the Chief of Staff of the RME Infantry Division. He plans to take RME to QuakeWorld, and a few former Infantrymen have already given the go ahead to suit the TF unis back up. With the expected delay of the release of Team Fortress 2, this should give Infantry members some time to kill until TF 2 is finally released. RME is expected to train first, and then start taking on other clans. Whatever happens, the formula of RME-Seibert, RME-Gormu, RME-SeNtRy, RME-MSG, RME-GENERAL, RME DarkLord, RME-Xenocide (possibly), and RME-COL.Mustard (possibly) could end up brining the Infantry division to the glory it once had.

RME SF And SKUM Relations Hit All Time Low

WASHINGTON, DC- The RME Special Force and SKUM drama continues. With problems today after a match that SKUM barley won, and shouldn't have, RME SF has been concidering a war resolution. GEN. RME-GENERAL said, "Back in the ol' Manifest Destiny days of RME-TF, everything SKUM has said would constitute war." GEN. RME-GEN-GSAM has been concidering the idea as well. SKUM has become a thorn in the side of RME as of late. There is also belief that SKUM has penetrated RME, and is studying RME from the inside. An inquisition into the matter is underway. All backgrounds must be checked before RME is to engage with any one in combat, to insure a safe and secure foundation before war, and to make sure no intelligence is leaked from RME infrastructure.